Probably one of the coolest things I’ve made on my facebook page.
“Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, I’ll explain it for you,
I’ll tell you how I became the humanoid typhoon.
In a town called July, a peaceful old place,
Playing with kids is how I spent most of my days
Chilling out, relaxing, playing in the sand,
Searching for Rem Saverem’s old man,
When I found Knives, he was up to no good
Shot off my left arm like no brother should,
I got in one little fight and my arm shot fast,
He said “Are you really gonna shoot me again, Vash!?”
Now I trot the Sandy Planet day after day,
Packed my luggage, sent myself on my way.
Now with a bounty I’ve got no time to forfeit,
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
Followed by girls, yo this is bad.
Last of what I need are these stalkers sass.
Then this badass Wolfwood shows up and I’m all like,
Hmmm, this might be alright!
I go around helping when I can and all that,
Why is it that this planet’s infested with these black cats?
Does anyone know,
But back to what I was telling you,
I was saying how I became the humanoid typhoon!
Well I met a guy called Legato, evil without a doubt.
Gung Ho Gun: Monev the Gale lost to me in a bout.
I beat Dominique, she was bested,
I had the girls stay here,
As I continued my journey to Knives and disappeared.
I beat the hunters as they came near,
Shot my arm cannon because Legato interfered.
Thus grew my reputation as I shot the 5th moon,
I left into hiding because I was the humanoid typhoon.
I finally came back to the game,
Wolfwood died and I said ‘smell ya later’.
Found Knives and we fought past noon,
Brought him back to teach love & peace, I’m the humanoid typhoon!”